Toothy Suarez makes 'impression'

IF golfer Ernie Els was called "the Big Easy" because of his languid swing, then Uruguay striker Luis Suarez must be "the Big Chomp".

IF golfer Ernie Els was called "the Big Easy" because of his languid swing, then Uruguay striker Luis Suarez must be "the Big Chomp".

The vampire just claimed his third victim in the form of Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini during Wednesday's World Cup match.

We all know that biting is common among delinquent preschoolers. This means that Suarez has never graduated from the sandpit of his crèche back in Salto more than 20 years ago.

The dude's smile resembles that of a horse, and horses bite as part of establishing social hierarchy within the herd.

Maybe he wanted to make an impression at the World Cup. Teeth impression, that is.

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