Buzzing through Jozi

HSo we all made our way, used our petrol and spent our time in a cold night of Egoli to attend the 'Golden Circus Awards' at Emperors Palace. I must say the set-up and the line-up of artists was fabulous, except for Andy Magazz, who people struggled to recognise.

HSo we all made our way, used our petrol and spent our time in a cold night of Egoli to attend the 'Golden Circus Awards' at Emperors Palace. I must say the set-up and the line-up of artists was fabulous, except for Andy Magazz, who people struggled to recognise.

I mean when was the last time you heard that name?

HAs I walked closer to see who his supporting act was, there was Isaac the model. Yes, him again. The last time I heard he was working with Lebo Gunguluza on the awards. Now he's a hype man for Magazz. Joburg people never fail to reinvent themselves. First model, then Lebo Gunguluza's sidekick, and now Andy Magazz's main man . What next?

HSpeaking of performances, I was quite blown away by Somizi Mhlongo's performance of a song from his new album. He has gone on the isiZulu trip now. I expected to see Chomee after him, since they are always a pair. But she was sitting down and surprisingly well-behaved for a change. She is apparently releasing a new album titled Shut Up and Dance. Somizi you'd better watch out boy.

HKelly Khumalo has no timing at all. She went on stage naked again with her dancers. I was made to understand one does the traditional dance while still a virgin, but she is no longer. Why does she advertise her thing so much? Prosper, I wonder what you have to say about that? Her costume looked very similar to Chomee's SABC1 launch, but it was black.

HSpotted Thabiso Mokhethi of Generations with some girl who looked like she had picked up her wig at the robots on her way to the awards. Thabiso, we love you, but the girl must be taken to a finishing school.

HLiopelo Maphaphe of Muvhango fame was involved in a car accident. Apparently her car was written off. Shame, get well soon, Sisi.

HI saw 3sum who looked horribly wrong in their black leather outfits. They are now starting to look like the real drag queens they are. Koyo's blonde hair looked as if it was falling out. Amstel almost looked like Brenda Fassie in her prime.

HKhanyi Mbau didn't look too pleased with the fact that she didn't win the best-styled award. She came with her manager Malcolm X and her friend who she had dressed in a bright, irritating pink outfit. She looked as though she was told not to try and outshine little Khanyi. I think she's another one who needs to be taken to finishing school and taught a thing or two.

HAaron Moloisi looked very lost in his after-9 outfit. He sat there with Uyanda Mbuli's very gay stylist Jeff and another one. You should have come loose Aaron - it was way after nine.

HIt seems our artists have a problem with using condoms. There is yet another girl who claims to be pregnant with Brickz's child. What the heck is going on with these stars? He has time to make children but not a new album .

HThe new gossip show on SABC1, Real Goboza, had its launch on last Friday. I'll tell you all about it next week.

X