DIRTY OLD MEN

FIRST it was Avril posing with Clint Eastwood a few weeks ago, and then we saw her earlier in the week with another odd-looking, fat white man. Darling, where do you meet these men?

FIRST it was Avril posing with Clint Eastwood a few weeks ago, and then we saw her earlier in the week with another odd-looking, fat white man. Darling, where do you meet these men?

We can understand Gerry Elsdon with them as she has one at home, but you are far too fine and young to be resorting to geriatrics who should be watching Cocoon. Please, guys, help us find a man for Avril as we party gals are worried.

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