Don't give up, darling

DEAR Akhumzi Jezile

Relevance and longevity are tough to come by here in Egoliwood - trust me, I know.

And since acting in a forgettable drama has not got you much attention, Shwa can imagine how hungry you were for the Feather Awards' Social Butterfly win.

However, doing a Kanyelite on Bujy when he trumped you to it was not only desperate but extremely awkward for you.

See, darling, when you're gonna pull a Yeezus stunt, you'd better have the vocab to back it up.

Wait, Imma let you finish.

You instead stood there like a mute giving Bujy a sad imitation of a glare.

And, being in a Doctor Malinga orange suit didn't up your game either.

You just looked like you're missing a hag on your arm instead of an award in your hand.

Shwa advises that you sit at home, meditate on this and maybe come back stronger for the award next year. Failing that, just debut a hot underwear model (hey, there's Lunga Tshabalala!) and declare him your lover. Now, Shwa isn't suggesting in anyway that you or Lunga bat for that team, but that at least ought to get you the column inches and an interview on Vuzu.

Thank me later!

XOXO,

Shwashwi