Certain cops - tight and full in their well-pressed trousers - must now be shivering.
Some have to learn to sip rather than guzzle their drinks.
Like many top pugilists learnt after South Africa's Little Hercules - Baby Jake Matlala - used his superior fitness to cut them down to size, they are in for some drilling.
Ex-multiple world champion Matlala, one of the shortest boxers in history, is scheduled to whip our men and women in blue into shape at a police service gymnasium.
And how some of those fatties need the exercise! Luckily they don't have to exchange blows.
Enjoy, guys, you need stamina for the marathon against crime.
We thank Jake for taking the trouble.