Peter, one of the noted pugilists from Ekurhuleni, is said to like his fancy hats.
On this particular day he was not wearing one of his hats when he visited a psychiatrist, Dr Hippopotamus. Of course the good old doctor, because of his flab, was a replica of the seekoei itself. For the sake of space let's call him Dr Hippo.
After a while Dr Hippo decided to conduct a simple test. "What would happen if I cut off your left ear?"
After a pause, Peter goes: "I wouldn't be able to hear."
"And what would happen if I cut off your right ear?"
"Simple doctor, I wouldn't be able to see?"
Restraining his anger, seekoei asks: "Why do you say that?"
"Because my hat will fall over my face."