So Madi got inspired by our dear president this week.

After Msholozi's little reshuffle scandal last year, Madi had a brain spark to look into how some of our celebrities are fairing, especially those she thinks are on the bottom of the ladder in terms of performance. If it was up to Madi, these celebrities surely deserve to be dispatched to new portfolios.

Let's start with ...

Trevor Gumbi

Okay, Madi loves the plumpy and sweaty comedian, but can he stick to being exactly that, a plumpy and sweaty comedian?

Madi noticed how he recently got the Friends Like These gig, and it totally does not work for him, I'm sorry. Trevor, Madi thinks your presenting is like watching Jam Alley - so tedious and taxing on the brain cells.

Boity Thulo

Love, can Madi just start off by saying I'm sorry for being in a relationship with Cassper that was shorter than an SABC weather forecast when they are rushing to play Generubbish? It happens love.

Miss Thulo has seriously tried her hand at acting, and has maintained a serious pay cheque for a couple of years, thanks also to that viral Marie Claire spread, but acting is not for her. At least her foray into fashion is beginning to bear fruit. Should Miss Thulo seriously consider prioritising a modelling career?

Denise Zimba

What a body, my gosh.

Madi loves you Miss Zimba. But not when you are acting, I'm sorry. You only come across as an ADD child who has just finished eating candy floss. That energy is only great for presenting.

Anga Makhubalo

Once again, what a body!

He seriously should give DJ Dimplez tips on how to lose the man-boobs and burn the bra.

But bhuti wam, the singing thing is not working nkosi yam. A horse's bray is not an attractive sound to listen to, hahaha.

Nomuzi Mabena

Nomuzi keeps on gyrating in music videos and insisting on being a female rapper, but all Madi sees is someone who should stick to being a presenter, who introduces the late night adult sweepstakes.

Kenneth Mashaba

Madi thinks you are a great actor, and she has loved you since the Bophelo Ke Semphekgo days that happened in another millennium. The gospel singer thing is as phony as a R3 note, I'm sorry. You are not converting anyone my brother.

Mercy Phakela

All Madi can say to aunty Mercy is stop it sis wam. Just stop it, please.