H So what a weekend it was . First DJ Sbu threw the second edition of his birthday party in Durban, after failing to appear at another event he had been booked for during the Africa Day celebrations. One wonders what goes on in that boy's head. Then I saw him again on Sunday, partying away like he didn't have a morning show the next day. Ooh Sbu, uyab'thanda ubumnandi.

H So what a weekend it was . First DJ Sbu threw the second edition of his birthday party in Durban, after failing to appear at another event he had been booked for during the Africa Day celebrations. One wonders what goes on in that boy's head. Then I saw him again on Sunday, partying away like he didn't have a morning show the next day. Ooh Sbu, uyab'thanda ubumnandi.

H He wasn't the only one in Durban. I also saw Thebe club-hopping like there was no tomorrow. He was moving with some blonde-wig chiquita, dancing up a storm. Ma'ufuna uku jaiva woza eDurban or maybe ufuna e wewe?

H Durban's DJ Tira threw the party of a lifetime for his girlfriend at his fabulous house in Morningside, Durban. I battled to get in because the security was very tight, but I can understand why. The booze for Africa wasn't meant for all the Durbanites who piled up outside, looking for a freebie. A lot of top DJs were there, and so the fairly drunk Tira played music like never before. And it attracted a lot of gay people, including socialite Somizi Mhlongo and his colourful little entourage. Has the Sweet S moved to Durban?

HI spotted Nicoleah just the other day in Durban. Yes, I'm not mistaken. It was Nicoleah, the former One presenter who used to work with Masillo and Phuthi. She looks as if she has taken a different turn in life and it certainly is much better that she did when she lived up here in Jozi - happier, more relaxed and with an innocent smile.

HIt is strongly rumoured that Kelly Khumalo is about to release her new album or single. It's not even a year since she released Itshitshi. This must mean she is finished with bonsai entertainment.

HI then went to the soccer match at the Absa Stadium, and there was Noni Gasa looking ravishing, stunning and bubbly, unable to sit still for a second, hopping from one suite to another hoping to be seen. Yes Nonhlanhla, you are still hot.

HThe ever-so-amazing L'vovo performed all over the stadium, and I mean literally all over. I'm sure he lost at least 60kg by the time he had finished performing. He was sweating as if it had rained . You go boy, uya rocka sani.

H So super-sexy Lorcia Cooper gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday last week. Now that the baby is out she can go back to her sexy self. We can't wait the see the little one. I suppose we have a lot to look forward to with all these celebrity moms. I can already imagine what Sonia and Leslie Sedibe's baby will look like: creamy, very creamy.

H Speaking of theseso-called celebrities ... A little bird whispered that there is war at Muvhango, accusations of witchcraft, people have been fired and so on. For a while there I was reminded of those bad old days with the old cast of Generations. A similar fight broke out between Vinolia Mashego and Tina Jaxa. I believe witchcraft is very popular at Muvhango. One of its key actresses has said before that she does her own make-up because she is scared people will bewitch her. A ya yeye Muvhango.