Just dropped my gran off in Soweto. As we drive in, she says "hey wena cheese boy, take off your seatbelt before we get robbed" - Trevor Noah on Facebook
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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Dead and cremated............. @Sowetan knows that bloggers will be swearing.............. this is hilarious Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Mellow
Just dropped my gran off in Soweto. As we drive in, she says "hey wena cheese boy, take off your seatbelt before we get robbed"
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA Not sure who's funny here Sowetan OR Trevor Noah
Sowetan we are not that bad as bloggers we just tel it as it is (straight bloggers) Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
KE-NYOBA-DORIS
If Doris find this joke funny i will laugh if she doesn't i will also not laugh Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
RobinX
Right-Back-Khumalo
Who wrote this? Yalo? - Read SIr. It says Trevor Noah..... Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Right-Back-Khumalo
antie
I don't get the joke.
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Yes, they told the joke that is not very funny, but alteast they are trying and they are showing us that they are in a good mood. It's a good start, maybe they will come up with something better next time. Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Right-Back-Khumalo
RobinX
Right-Back-Khumalo
Who wrote this? Yalo? - Read SIr. It says Trevor Noah.....
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Who is Yalo? Do you know his real name? Maybe he is Trevor Noah... Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Papage
Bad impresion about Soweto or that if you wear safety belt driving in Soweto you are ignorand and stupid, so what are you encouraging? It is totaly wrong, not a joke Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Right-Back-Khumalo
@ Where is that Muthafucker by the name of @Click and tell us a good joke? Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
tman992000
Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN Report Abuse
Papage, okaaaaay now I get it. They're trying to say only people not living in Soweto wear safety belts, so that makes you an easy target. Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Uppercut
Sowetan you really got bored neh, funny you concern about bloggers swearing at you hahahahaha. you guys are funnier than Trevor.. Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
TrapStar
I think sowetan is bankrupt, Trying to save INK Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Msiphos00
tman992000
Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
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Shall we say thank you or what
Some of us are our own bosses
We don't work on instructions we give instructions Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
@tman992000
Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
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tman992000
Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
Dont worry we run our own business, I am in the comfort of my home as we speak Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Yotywa
I thought bloggers give constructive criticisim but yuo have other interpretation. But the joke sill lacks the killer punch. Report Abuse
Yotywa
I thought bloggers give constructive criticisim but yuo have other interpretation. But the joke sill lacks the killer punch.
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It depends on how you describe constructive criticsm Report Abuse
@Mmini
I DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!
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Apart from the vul.gar sowe.tan is trying to feed us, Neither do I!!! Report Abuse
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!! Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Ratshufi
@MophemeKoPitori
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!!
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Heee monna naaare wa reng? Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Heavenlydevine
Ratshufi
@MophemeKoPitori
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!!
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Heee monna naaare wa reng?
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Lol Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Mellow
@Sowetan Me thinks its time you send an apology shem looks lie you offended some folks but I get the humour in this and it has nothing to do with SOWETO if only folks can get it oohhh dearie Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
CYBORICO
many gogo tsotsi out there, excatly what gogo Sunday does(thats my mom there) everytime she askes for someone to drive her to town, she brings along one of my old mapaputsi hat and give to the driver,one kasi mjita once told me that gog sunday told him to tilt his sit and drive with one hand hanging out the car, and also told him to grill at the young boys who looks at the stock they r carrying. Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Mmini
@Mmini
I DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!
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Apart from the vul.gar sowe.tan is trying to feed us, Neither do I!!!
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@MGEEZ
If this "Monday funny" will happen every week... Plz then Sowetan mast get better joks.. Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
Ma-Bhova
#Dzead, Sowetan is having monday blues... i wonder who they regard as the most annoying n rude blogger? Report Abuse
Nov 12, 2012
leShandiis
- SOWETAN, ARE YOU SCARED OF DA BLOGGERS; why da need to explain yourself as if you are asking permission
- anyway, i wear a seatbelt, if it prevents me from being smudge over my windscreen, well you can call me cheeseboy. Report Abuse
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MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny*******************************************************************************************************************
Dead and cremated............. @Sowetan knows that bloggers will be swearing.............. this is hilarious
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Mellow
Just dropped my gran off in Soweto. As we drive in, she says "hey wena cheese boy, take off your seatbelt before we get robbed"Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA Not sure who's funny here Sowetan OR Trevor Noah
Dankie Sowetan you got jokes
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Dzel
The disclaimer is funnier than the joke.I drive with my seat belt on, I suppose that makes me a cheeseboy!
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Right-Back-Khumalo
Who wrote this? Yalo? LOL....It is good to see Sowetan in a good mood today, not that thing threatening us and blocking our comments...Report Abuse
antie
I don't get the joke.Report Abuse
Missjoy
Sowetan we are not that bad as bloggers we just tel it as it is (straight bloggers)Report Abuse
KE-NYOBA-DORIS
If Doris find this joke funny i will laugh if she doesn't i will also not laughReport Abuse
RobinX
Right-Back-KhumaloWho wrote this? Yalo? - Read SIr. It says Trevor Noah.....
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antieI don't get the joke.
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Yes, they told the joke that is not very funny, but alteast they are trying and they are showing us that they are in a good mood. It's a good start, maybe they will come up with something better next time.
Report Abuse
Right-Back-Khumalo
RobinXRight-Back-Khumalo
Who wrote this? Yalo? - Read SIr. It says Trevor Noah.....
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Who is Yalo? Do you know his real name? Maybe he is Trevor Noah...
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Papage
Bad impresion about Soweto or that if you wear safety belt driving in Soweto you are ignorand and stupid, so what are you encouraging? It is totaly wrong, not a jokeReport Abuse
Right-Back-Khumalo
@ Where is that Muthafucker by the name of @Click and tell us a good joke?Report Abuse
tman992000
Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MANReport Abuse
Mokwepa
ereng joke ye hanteReport Abuse
antie
Papage, okaaaaay now I get it. They're trying to say only people not living in Soweto wear safety belts, so that makes you an easy target.Report Abuse
Uppercut
Sowetan you really got bored neh, funny you concern about bloggers swearing at you hahahahaha. you guys are funnier than Trevor..Report Abuse
TrapStar
I think sowetan is bankrupt, Trying to save INKReport Abuse
Msiphos00
tman992000Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
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Shall we say thank you or what
Some of us are our own bosses
We don't work on instructions we give instructions
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MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
@tman992000Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
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Please give us your invoice number and reference number (if you have it) we will make an exception and processthe payment quickly
PS: don't tell other supplier that you got preferential treatment....
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KE-NYOBA-DORIS
Officer: What is your name?Candidate: MP
Officer: Please tell me properly
Candidate: Mthembu Petros
Officer: Who is your father?
Candidate: MP
Officer: meaning?
Candidate: Moses Philleus sir
Officer: Where do u live
Candidate: At MP sir
Officer: Mpumalanga?
Candidate: No its, Minna Port sir
Officer: What are your qualifications?
Candidate: I have MP sir
Officer:(angrily) talk properly, am not playing what's that?
Candidate: Matric Pass sir
Officer: Why do u need a job?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: Yerrrr meaning?
Candidate: Money Problems sir
Officer : Ok, I will get back to you
Candidate: So how was MP sir?
Officer: What's that again?
Candidate: My Performance?
Officer: It was MP
Candidate: Meaning?
Officer: Mental Problem
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Papage
tman992000Nare mare lona di regular bloggers, you know urself, u even know each, ga le bereke mare, i suppose majority of u must be government employees, next thing u will be toytoying for increment while spending the whole day doing nothing. That is why suppliers are not being paid in thirty days time. Anyway, i like ur comments, especially when it comes to the double headed shower man who appreciate especially the kanga wearing african woman of this world, hmmm, KANGA MAN
Dont worry we run our own business, I am in the comfort of my home as we speak
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Yotywa
I thought bloggers give constructive criticisim but yuo have other interpretation. But the joke sill lacks the killer punch.Report Abuse
Tibub
Sowetan apologising in advanceReport Abuse
Mmini
I DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!Report Abuse
Msiphos00
YotywaI thought bloggers give constructive criticisim but yuo have other interpretation. But the joke sill lacks the killer punch.
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It depends on how you describe constructive criticsm
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MGEEZ
It's WTFSS!!!Report Abuse
MGEEZ
@MminiI DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!
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Apart from the vul.gar sowe.tan is trying to feed us, Neither do I!!!
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THEmadame2B-BBEE
tlitlitliltiltilti...killa jokeReport Abuse
MophemeKoPitori
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!!
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Ratshufi
@MophemeKoPitoriBefore you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!!
_________________________________________________________________
Heee monna naaare wa reng?
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Heavenlydevine
Ratshufi@MophemeKoPitori
Before you bloggers shout at us... what's this, it's not news?! Don't worry, it's just a Monday Funny
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
At least you we tell you the truth when you write k***k and for the record; highjackers target "us" responsible drivers with windows closed and safety belts in the loction where there is no bad weather!!!
_________________________________________________________________
Heee monna naaare wa reng?
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Lol
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Mellow
@Sowetan Me thinks its time you send an apology shem looks lie you offended some folks but I get the humour in this and it has nothing to do with SOWETO if only folks can get it oohhh dearieReport Abuse
CYBORICO
many gogo tsotsi out there, excatly what gogo Sunday does(thats my mom there) everytime she askes for someone to drive her to town, she brings along one of my old mapaputsi hat and give to the driver,one kasi mjita once told me that gog sunday told him to tilt his sit and drive with one hand hanging out the car, and also told him to grill at the young boys who looks at the stock they r carrying.Report Abuse
Mmini
@MminiI DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!
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Apart from the vul.gar sowe.tan is trying to feed us, Neither do I!!!
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@MGEEZ
If this "Monday funny" will happen every week... Plz then Sowetan mast get better joks..
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Ma-Bhova
#Dzead, Sowetan is having monday blues... i wonder who they regard as the most annoying n rude blogger?Report Abuse
leShandiis
- SOWETAN, ARE YOU SCARED OF DA BLOGGERS; why da need to explain yourself as if you are asking permission- anyway, i wear a seatbelt, if it prevents me from being smudge over my windscreen, well you can call me cheeseboy.
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