MADI started this week with a shocker! Bathong, Kenny Kunene has outdone himself as the king of trash.

Remember how notorious he is for eating sushi from the bodies half-naked girls?

Well, he removed the half part and had the "sushi ladies" stark naked, prancing around in their birthday suits at his party held at Taboo last week.

Wow. Madi was disgusted. If Madi wanted a muffin in her face she'd go to a bakery.

How sad is it that you couldn't afford to keep your club running in Kimberley but you can pay women to degrade themselves like that? Priorities Kenny, priorities.

Let's move on.

Madi attended what she pegged as the best party she has been to this year!

Skyy Vodka was introducing a new flavour of Skyy and Madi was invited to go along.

Amazing vibe, amazing people. Kudos to the organisers.

Okay, enough with the soppy. Trevor Gumbi was the MC and did a great job and could teach the likes of Eugene Khoza a thing or two about being funny. He looked cute too in his Mr Price T-shirt.

Madi was infatuated with struggling actor Vuyo Ngcukana. Don't worry, you don't know him, unless you watch those tragically bad Mzansi Magic local movies.

He is piping hot and knows it. Just wish he'd practise decent etiquette and not urinate in the street like he did. Sies maan! Madi found it hilarious how he got into a petty fight with the limousine driver. Diva much, Vuyo?

Another actor who was there was Zabalaza's Mthunzi Ntoyi. He bored the living daylights out of Madi. This boy has the personality of a Pick n Pay plastic bag.

Madi's heels also took her to club Taboo, where she spotted Iko Mash wearing mud on her face as usual.

Iko decided to wear knickers and a top. Yes, that was her outfit.

Okay, she has gorgeous legs, I'll give her that, but that was pushing it.

Iko proceeded to literally climb on a pole and pole dance. Madi lost her appetite. Her outfit suddenly made sense. Trashy stripper was the look she was going for. She nailed it...

Micasa was performing, and Madi was shocked to notice how J Something has lost so much weight. Doesn't he consume some of his own food that he whips up on his new cooking show?

Oh I know, fellow Micasa band member Duda is doing all the eating for you, is he?

LiveAmp's DJ Warras was there, and Madi immediately wanted to warn all the women to not go home with him.

Remember how he once took to radio and blurted "Ngik'dlile!" (I did it) live on air about how he had had his way with some girl he did the mambo with, so she should respect him?

This came after she apparently gave him the cold shoulder when they bumped into each other. Yoh! Madi thinks he should wear a warning sign that reads: "Sleep with me at your own risk."

Madi bumped into DJ Sphetacular, without the clingy girlfriend this time. But he came with his man boobs to keep him company. Edgars sells the most amazing sports bras, you know.

Madi also spotted hottie Tazz Nginda, who Madi hadn't seen in a while. What's been happening? Acting jobs not trickling in? Good looks can get you only so far, love.

Ask Lunga Shabalala how he does it.

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