Right at the back of the shop I went through an entrance and was entranced. Once my eyes adjusted to the dark atmosphere, I noticed I had entered the private booths. Mpho had told me about the booths or cubicles where customers could go and watch videos in privacy and do whatever yanked their chains.
My tour led me to the glory hole section. A glory hole is an area your sex education tutor never warned you about.
This is the place where strangers engage in all manner of copulation behind the walls save for a hole where their private organs meet and chafe.
I saw a tattooed girl with a dreamy expression being fellated and guys engaging in Greek sex.
In case you did not know, another name for Greek sex is anal sex. I don't have enough space to tell you why it is called Greek.
By the time Mpho was finally ready to leave, I could not wait to hit the bar and wash down my sexperiences with a cold one. My curiosity was piqued and I planned to return to the scene as a customer. Unfortunately, Mpho quit again before my planned sojourn.
I was reminded of my sexperiences this week when Modiehi Thulo, the mother of my crush, Boity, waded into a social media storm when she posted about anal sex.
The gorgeous mom has thousands of followers on Twitter and Instagram and regularly shares her pearls of wisdom.
In her own words: "I've seen many people dying from constant anal sex. The muscles on the anus don't contract back after sex, once the sphincter muscle laxity is reached, nothing can be retained. Hence people start wearing adult napkins."
The responses came fast and furious. She was called out for her ignorance and for spreading misinformation. I doubt if the celebrity's mother will be visiting Greece any time soon.