SowetanLIVE SowetanLIVE RSS en-ZA News/Newspapers/Regional/South_Africa (PICS-1.1 "" L gen true for "" r (SS~~000 1)) 2019 Tiso Blackstar Group. All rights reserved. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy. 5 SowetanLIVE Read SowetanLIVE <![CDATA[Desmond, in the flesh]]> 2019-03-20 15:27:00 Bathong, it was so good to see Desmond Dube in the flesh. Shwa was starting to think he only existed in the Clientèle ads. <![CDATA[A walking furball]]> 2019-03-20 15:25:00 Shwa is puzzled as to how a costume designer can always look like something the cat spat out. <![CDATA[Sizzling, even while pregnant]]> 2019-03-20 15:12:00 In other news: ‘The Throne’ and ‘Unmarried’ vixen Keke Mphuthi is such a flame. She broke the internet with a hot pregnancy shoot in sexy lingerie. Keke also welcomed a baby boy last week. <![CDATA[Perfect parody]]> 2019-03-20 13:33:00 If mediocre actress Pearl Thusi is the highlight of any show, you know it was rough. But she did a decent job with her parody of Babes Wodumo and Nomzamo Mbatha. Gurl dragged fake social activist Nomzamo to filth. Meow! She closed the night with a ratchet twerk. <![CDATA[MOEGOE OF THE WEEK: Gauteng MEC Faith Mazibuko]]> 2019-03-20 13:31:00 Gauteng MEC Faith Mazibuko takes the moegoe crown hands down for her racist and sexist utterances towards her staff. The moegoe threatened staff with dismissal, pressuring them to deliver sports facilities known as "combi courts" to help ANC win the May 8 vote. During her tirade, she chastised two senior staffers for speaking back at her. <![CDATA[CHARMZA OF THE WEEK: Vincent Cosa]]> 2019-03-20 13:29:00 Our charmza is hero Vincent Cosa for risking his life to rescue a boy stuck halfway on a pipe over the Jukskei river in Alexandra. The boy found himself on the pipe because he usually saw other children playing in the area but when the storm hit, he sat there alone crying in fear. When Cosa reached him, he convinced him to get on his back, before carrying him to safety. <![CDATA[That's one nasty mop]]> 2019-03-19 14:23:00 Where was the party? Looked more like a business seminar. No vibe. <![CDATA[Dololo gala, just a yawn]]> 2019-03-19 12:34:00 What an anticlimax. <![CDATA[Go big or go home, gurl]]> 2019-03-13 10:33:00 Shwa was disappointed by du Pont’s get-up. Very woke sister funeral vibez. Gurl this is your big night, go big or go home. She and fiancé Shawn Rodriques looked ready to make a baby during the screening. <![CDATA[What was Sdumo wearing?]]> 2019-03-13 10:28:00 The bromance between Pallance and his bestie S'dumo Mtshali continued as he stepped out to come support his boy. <![CDATA[Mihlali's star keeps shining]]> 2019-03-13 10:20:00 I thought when beauty influencer Mihlali Ndamase broke up with one of the Major League twins her star will fade. <![CDATA[Mampho was sizzling in suit]]> 2019-03-13 10:12:00 Big gals have all the fun! <![CDATA[Twinning hunks. Yum!]]> 2019-03-10 12:39:00 The show's two lead hunks Pallance Dladla and Khathu Ramabulana twinned in tailored tuxedos. <![CDATA[Flash that leg, why not?]]> 2019-03-06 12:08:00 The original LUX girl Basetsana Kumalo was there serving leg in her Rubicon wrap dress and looking like a slay queen. <![CDATA[Nandi lit up the room]]> 2019-03-06 11:50:00 Shwa had a lovely brunch at the luxurious Munro Boutique Hotel for the launch of LUX’s new Even Tone campaign with her fellow sisters. Some girls are just born lucky. The face of the campaign Nandi Madida was a glowing beauty with her rose-gold hair and fuchsia dress. She is heavily preggos and ready to pop any day now, but she looked better than everyone in the room. <![CDATA[Fun on the beach with the A-listers]]> 2019-03-03 14:06:00 Shwa and all the A-listers at the Saftas beach party did the most on Friday night. <![CDATA[Tumi Voster was so boring!]]> 2019-03-03 14:03:00 Has-been vixen Tumi Voster was the host and what a yawnfest. Whispers in the corridors is that she got Pearl Modiadie's sloppy seconds. Pearl pulled out due to her commitment of hosting the Saftas. Woooooo shem! Tumi was so boring that Somizi started a whole hot conversation in the background with his pals that was more va va voom than her hosting skills. <![CDATA[MOEGOE OF THE WEEK: Pastor Alph Lukau]]> 2019-03-03 13:36:00 Pastor Alph Lukau and his Alleluia Ministries belong to the moegoe scrapheap for using religious beliefs to con gullible church goers with his "resurrection" gimmick. The latest revelations are that the moegoe pastor is allegedly involved in organised crime, fraud and misrepresentation. This moegoe should be brought to book for using such stunts to garner support and commercialising religion. <![CDATA[CHARMZA OF THE WEEK: Competition Commission]]> 2019-03-03 13:35:00 The commission has spelled out a broad co-operation agreement between the schools and uniform suppliers to adopt transparent procurement deals going forward. <![CDATA[Sarah Langa skips iron in dash to brunch]]> 2019-02-25 13:25:00 Shwa attended a brunch hosted by renowned caterer Vicky Crease at her swanky Houghton villa. She prepared a fancy meal fit for the rich and fab. Imagine Shwa's surprise when Sarah Langa, not only rocked up in her pyjamas, but she forgot to iron too. Wow! Mhlambe load-shedding had hit home. <![CDATA[Job well done, Roast Master!]]> 2019-02-25 13:23:00 Pearl Thusi, as the first black female Roast Master, was such a vibe. Shwa was ready for her to bomb, but jealous down shem! Moghel killed it. Should have known when she rocked a daring high-slit on the red carpet that it was gonna be her night. Vezithanga gurl! <![CDATA[AKA roast a dead rubber]]> 2019-02-25 13:22:00 See you next time! <![CDATA[Not too hot in the kitchen]]> 2019-02-19 11:16:00 Yum! <![CDATA[Keep Walking Mbali, love it!]]> 2019-02-17 10:17:00 Johnnie Walker launched its new "Keep Walking" ad campaign at the luxurious Saxon Hotel featuring pioneers in their industry such as comedian Trevor Noah, artist Nelson Makamo and actress Enhle Mbali Maphumulo. The ad was just basic, nothing special. Next!Shwa is obsessed with Enhle's new blonde hair. <![CDATA[CHARMZA OF THE WEEK: Andile Phehlukwayo]]> 2019-02-10 11:25:00 South Africa's bowler Andile Phehlukwayo is our charmza for his magnificent contribution towards SA beating Pakistan to clinch the T20 series. The designated ice-man took three for 36, and went on to defend 15 off the final over, taking two wickets in two balls to kill off Pakistan's series hopes. We salute you charmer for being a resolute sportsperson despite the racial slur directed at you during one of the ODI matches. <![CDATA[MOEGOE OF THE WEEK: BLF]]> 2019-02-10 11:24:00 The Black First, Land First (BLF) and all the people who celebrated the death of four pupils and those injured after a walkway collapsed at Hoërskool Driehoek in Vanderbjlpark are moegoes. How can the BLF be so insensitive, so cruel? The BLF also said it will not be taking any disciplinary action against its spokesperson Lindsay Maasdorp for her twitter celebrations. <![CDATA[Nadia Nakai goes international with US gig: This is my chance to shine]]> 2019-01-22 12:13:00 Nadia Nakai is set to fly the South African flag high as the first female rapper from Mzansi to perform at the prestigious event. <![CDATA[MOEGOE OF THE WEEK: Solomon Segale]]> 2019-01-20 15:58:00 The moegoe's presence led to the delay in the proceedings this week. <![CDATA[CHARMZA OF THE WEEK: SAPS]]> 2019-01-20 14:57:00 Bravo to the police for the arrest of suspects in connection with the robbery at Menzi Primary School in Tsakane, Ekurhuleni.More than 200 computer equipment, a plasma TV and other electronic goods were stolen from the school which was officially opened only last week.We salute the police for their sterling work in apprehending the suspects and members of the public for tipping off the police on the suspects' hide out. <![CDATA[2018 is so behind us]]> 2019-01-20 12:57:00 They passed it off as twinning, but it was awks.