Happy birthday Oskido but how old are you eintlik
At the weekend, Madi quickly dashed to the annual Sansui Summer Cup race held in Turffontein.
It rained and Madi was miserable, but not as as Nambitha Mpumlwana's outfit, which looked like something one would wear to feed the chickens. Boring.
Khanyi Mbau looked like she was on Strictly Come Dancing and to do the rumba. Madi was not a fan of the look hun.
Bathong, Sinazo Yolwa. Why were you dressed so casually like you were coming from lifting plasma TVs at a Black Friday shopping spree?
Micasa were great on stage. The Beyonce of the group, J Something, is such a cutie, one even disregards his vocal ability when he's performing and focuses on that smile. Pity the same cannot be said about other members of the group.
The rain eventually spooked the horses or something and the race was postponed.
Waitse, Mditaba does not like it when people lie about their age. Minding her own business, she got invited to Oskido's birthday party at Taboo in Sandton.
The invite said something about Oskido and 50 degrees, which Madi assumes was a hint at his age, 50. Madi isn't buying it. He is not 50, unless he is in the same Whatsapp group with a certain president and cannot count properly.
What happened to the other ten years abuti Oskido?
Freezing as it was, Madi made her way and had a blast. She saw some woman dancing up a storm like and it turned out to be Kelly Khumalo.
Madi thinks she should be allowed to let loose. With her ex Jub Jub around, it cannot be easy on her.
Oskido, was dressed in a tracksuit. Madi is insulted when people do that. How do you invite us to your party and show up looking like you are going to buy cigarettes at a nearby spaza?
The man who turns 50 every single year, Mahoota, was there, along with Vetkoek. He looks good for his age and can get away with claiming to be 50!
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