What a turn-off

IF WE ever get an invite to attend any of ProKelly or ProTina's do, remind us to shred it all the way to the bin. On Saturday, your two girls graced Tina's talked about birthday party at Club Zouk in Sandton.

IF WE ever get an invite to attend any of ProKelly or ProTina's do, remind us to shred it all the way to the bin. On Saturday, your two girls graced Tina's talked about birthday party at Club Zouk in Sandton.

Despite Tina bragging about the party, it still remains the most boring party in history. In case you have forgotten her, she is the girl who can take a bull down. If that doesn't ring a bell, she is the latest woman in Prosper Nkwaiwa's life. Do you remember her? The one who was left with scarred knees after holding on to Oskido while he drove away from her dramas?

Don't get us wrong, the venue was perfect and the location is to die for. But the party lacked a good crowd - expensive booze. I saw two guys drinking Viceroy brandy-in 2010. How cheap can you go?

I thought Prosper had money.

Entertainment and sponsors were galore - from Queen Elizabeth to some skank girls.

Still on skanky-looking people, singer Ntiyase looked like an Oxford Road girl preparing to welcome tourists for the World Cup.

Actor Israel Morake, who is still fresh from jail, wore his favourite white suit - two things though: either this guy goes to church at Shembe or he is still a virgin.

But we doubt he is a virgin, judging by his frequenting jail.

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