Men really seem to need a hand up

02 March 2010 - 02:00
By Vathiswa Ruselo

DON'T let me down now - might have been the fervent wish of guys whose penises failed them when they wanted to have sex with strippers in front of a crowd.

DON'T let me down now - might have been the fervent wish of guys whose penises failed them when they wanted to have sex with strippers in front of a crowd.

I saw this when the Sowetan was investigating the readiness of prostitutes for the 2010 World Cup.

At the Diplomat Hotel in the Johannesburg CBD a man dared a prostitute to sleep with him.

The buxom lady undressed the man and tried to fit a condom - at which his weapon shrank.

At the Royal Hotel a similar thing happened.

The upshot was that the ladies of the night are ready - but local men just don't have it.