People, Kaizer Motaung Jnr is looking delicious.

People, Kaizer Motaung Jnr is looking delicious.

Yes, he is still the hottest-looking player in SA. We recently spotted him alone at the launch of the Africa Fashion Week, looking as if he needed us to dazzle him but, alas, he was jined by company and we were ignored. Junior, we are proud of your soccer skills, so keep it up.

We know you love German gals but please don't forget about us brown- skinned women.

Oh, we hope you will attend Africa Fashion Week so wee can look at you some more. Hope to see you on the ramp.

People, if you would like to see hot African fashions and loads of celebs - whose cars have not been repossessed - check it out between June12 and 19 June at the Sandton Convention Centre.

Tickets are R100 for you guys. We get in for free so we can tell you about it.

Love our lives. Hic.