Some life truths

HAIR CUT: Don't sneeze in a hair salon
HAIR CUT: Don't sneeze in a hair salon

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:

l No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats;

l When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair;

l If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person;

l Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato;

l You can't trust dogs to watch your food;

l Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot;

l Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair;

l Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac;

l Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time;

l You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk; and

l Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. -The Joke Jukebox

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