Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
l No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats;
l When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair;
l If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person;
l Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato;
l You can't trust dogs to watch your food;
l Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot;
l Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair;
l Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac;
l Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time;
l You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk; and
l Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. -The Joke Jukebox
Some life truths
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
l No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats;
l When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair;
l If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person;
l Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato;
l You can't trust dogs to watch your food;
l Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot;
l Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair;
l Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac;
l Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time;
l You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk; and
l Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. -The Joke Jukebox
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