Moms do the oddest things

20 January 2009 - 02:00
By unknown

You know you've turned into a mom when you .

You know you've turned into a mom when you .

lAutomatically double-knot everything you tie.

lYou find yourself humming the Barney song while you do the dishes.

lYou hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. But your children are at school!

lYou actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with apple sauce.

l You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells .

lYou spend half an hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

lYou are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realise that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak! -Aha Jokes