Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.
When he gets there, Saint Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he does not belong there. Mugabe must go to hell.
So off to hell Mugabe goes where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates locked as Saint Peter is having lunch, and they start debating what to do.
Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My Lord, look at that!
"Mugabe has been in hell no more than 10 minutes and we are already getting refugees!"
Hell of a time for Mugabe
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe dies and goes to heaven.
When he gets there, Saint Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he does not belong there. Mugabe must go to hell.
So off to hell Mugabe goes where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates locked as Saint Peter is having lunch, and they start debating what to do.
Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My Lord, look at that!
"Mugabe has been in hell no more than 10 minutes and we are already getting refugees!"
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