Holla!
David Beckham, Mike Tyson and Robert Mugabe die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Beckham says: "I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there?"
He calls and talks about five minutes. Then he asks: "Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?" The devil says: "Five million dollars."
He writes him a cheque and goes back to his chair.
Tyson wants to make a call too. He says: "I wanna call the US." He talks about 10 minutes, then asks how much he owes the devil.
The devil says: "Ten million dollars." He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.
Mugabe is jealous. He says: "I want to call Zimbabwe."
He calls and talks for about an hour and then asks the devil how much he owes.
The devil replies: "Only one dollar." Mugabe is shocked and asks: "Why so little?"
The devil says: "If you make a call from one hell to another, it's a local call."
Devil never plays fair
Holla!
David Beckham, Mike Tyson and Robert Mugabe die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Beckham says: "I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there?"
He calls and talks about five minutes. Then he asks: "Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?" The devil says: "Five million dollars."
He writes him a cheque and goes back to his chair.
Tyson wants to make a call too. He says: "I wanna call the US." He talks about 10 minutes, then asks how much he owes the devil.
The devil says: "Ten million dollars." He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.
Mugabe is jealous. He says: "I want to call Zimbabwe."
He calls and talks for about an hour and then asks the devil how much he owes.
The devil replies: "Only one dollar." Mugabe is shocked and asks: "Why so little?"
The devil says: "If you make a call from one hell to another, it's a local call."
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