Devil never plays fair

Holla!

David Beckham, Mike Tyson and Robert Mugabe die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.

Beckham says: "I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there?"

He calls and talks about five minutes. Then he asks: "Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?" The devil says: "Five million dollars."

He writes him a cheque and goes back to his chair.

Tyson wants to make a call too. He says: "I wanna call the US." He talks about 10 minutes, then asks how much he owes the devil.

The devil says: "Ten million dollars." He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Mugabe is jealous. He says: "I want to call Zimbabwe."

He calls and talks for about an hour and then asks the devil how much he owes.

The devil replies: "Only one dollar." Mugabe is shocked and asks: "Why so little?"

The devil says: "If you make a call from one hell to another, it's a local call."

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