Catch up on 'comic dictionary'

Last week we were at one of our drinking joints near the Market Theatre.

Last week we were at one of our drinking joints near the Market Theatre.

Apart from some inflated prizes on snacks and beers it turned out to be a worthwhile adventure.

What with those attention-seeking groupies dominating the area.

One of the Usuzwile Mkhozi detectives overheard this:

"Hey,Buddy, I believe you have also gone through the 'comic dictionary', is that a fact?"

"Try me!"

"Alcohol?"

"A liquid good for preserving everything except secrets."

"Armour?"

"Clothing worn by someone whose tailor is a blacksmith."

"Chicken?"

"A creature you eat before its born and after its dead."

"Mother-in-law?"

"A woman who destroys her son-in-laws' peace of mind by giving him a pice of her's."

"Vacuum cleaner?"

"A broom with a stomach."

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