Say what, honey

As we are still sniffing around for umgosi we thought we should share with you some of these smart rejections. Your globetrotting Usuzwile Mkhozi crew came across some of the following utterances. In fact, some of the crew members were victims, sorry no names.

As we are still sniffing around for umgosi we thought we should share with you some of these smart rejections. Your globetrotting Usuzwile Mkhozi crew came across some of the following utterances. In fact, some of the crew members were victims, sorry no names.

"I'll go through anything for you," one of us promises this smashing dame.

"Let's start with your bank account".

Somewhere in Gauteng a head-hunter goes: "Hey, beautiful what are you doing tonight?'

"Sorry, I don't date outside my specise."

Down in eThekweni at a restuarant: "Is this seat empty?"

The lonely-looking lass smiles and replies: "Yes, this one will be too if you if you sit down."

Before you wrongly attach names at the risk of being sued by scribes, let's conclude with this one:

"Hi, gorgeous, where have you been all my life?

Miss Ntlogele retorts: "Well, for most of it I wasn't born."

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