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When true love goes foreign

Not all foreigners, or Nigerians, are bad news. Communication can also remove the fog that constantly threatens the life span of the inter-cultural relationships.

Not all foreigners, or Nigerians, are bad news. Communication can also remove the fog that constantly threatens the life span of the inter-cultural relationships.

Perhaps you can use your sixth sense and the mouth to avoid disappointment.

l Ask him if he is Muslim. Nigerian Muslims are hard to bend.

l Where is he heading? Chances are he is on his way to London.

l What's his take on white women? If he doesn't love them then I have never sinned.

l What business does he have going in and out of the airport? Take a wild guess.

l The international calls are his way of reaching out to the brothers who are in Oxford already. Oxford means the slums of London.

l But don't take my word for it, like I said there are some very nice, grounded foreign gentlemen who were just born that way.

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