A Mozambican man named Antonio was on his way to Johannesburg where he worked for a construction company. He had to cross the Lebombo Mountains on foot since he had no passport. When dusk fell he decided to climb a tree in order to sleep because the place was also teeming with wild animals. There were lions and hyenas all over the place.

A Mozambican man named Antonio was on his way to Johannesburg where he worked for a construction company. He had to cross the Lebombo Mountains on foot since he had no passport. When dusk fell he decided to climb a tree in order to sleep because the place was also teeming with wild animals. There were lions and hyenas all over the place.

A few minutes later, a man and a woman

arrived and started kissing and cuddling in the moon under the shade of the tree.

But they were not aware that they had company, Antonio, who was up in the tree. They then removed their clothing and started to make love. It was long and fierce.

When they finished the man said to the woman: "Ngiyabonga makhi (thanks neighbour),

sekuyisikhathi ngayigcina lento (It's a long time since I had pleasure like this). Ukhumbule phela ukuthi umyeni wakho

akumelanga alazi loludaba (but your husband must not find out). Kuloludaba yimina nawe nalo ophezulu (this must be between us and that guy up there).

On hearing that, a perspiring Antonio, responded: Muyahlanya! Mutshontsha imfazi

yemuntu muzoyikhwela la bese mufaka nami? Amunamahloni mumudala kangaka! Consult a friend to interpret what Antonio was actually saying as the Usuzwile Mkhozi crew battled in vain for the English version.