Ntando OK, but only ash for Dash

H So, last week Brown Dash and Ntando made news with their sudden departure or resignation from TS Records. Ntando must have had the record companies running around trying to put together the best deal ever in the history of music since Brenda Fassie. But poor Brown Dash. There's no deal for him after being released from Will of Steel Productions, though in simple terms I would say he was fired for failing to attend a press conference arranged by Ghetto Ruff & DJ Cleo. Shame, so much money spent for a disappointment from Mr Ash. Anybody got a deal for him? Mmmm, not.

H So, last week Brown Dash and Ntando made news with their sudden departure or resignation from TS Records. Ntando must have had the record companies running around trying to put together the best deal ever in the history of music since Brenda Fassie. But poor Brown Dash. There's no deal for him after being released from Will of Steel Productions, though in simple terms I would say he was fired for failing to attend a press conference arranged by Ghetto Ruff & DJ Cleo. Shame, so much money spent for a disappointment from Mr Ash. Anybody got a deal for him? Mmmm, not.

H I know it might sound like I'm a bit unfair for constantly attacking Amstel from gay group 3Sum, but I just don't get to understand how people can go on TV and lie to the nation. He of the famous "I'm getting married to my Arab old man, and he's buying me a luxury Crossfire to spoil me" story. I have not seen that happen except for complaints from people that he constantly sends "Please call me" SMSes. OK. So the car didn't come but can the old man at least send you money for airtime?

H I bumped into a promising young woman in Rosebank and for a moment I considered turning lesbian until she came closer.

Ta-da Kuli Roberts - ooh no, she's bald and beautiful. Can that women stay with one hair style for a while? I Thought she was growing dreadlocks under all those hot wigs from last year. I'm sure they're all stacked in a closet at home. Maybe she should donate them to Madam Gigi for her collection.

H It's not so long ago the almost-hyped girl group Bushy Cat Dolls, oops, sorry Rush, was put together by David Kau and Kwela Tebza's Tebogo Lerole and already the group is falling apart. One of their model-cum singers, Precious, has packed her bags and left, which for me was a good move. I mean the album is a total bore and who really wants to be associated with such a band? Shame. It seems anything Mr Lerole touches turns into bronze cause for David Kau it was just another way of cracking jokes.

H Patrice Motsepe must really be paying very well. I saw the gorgeous former Miss South Africa Joan Ramagoshi in a brand new Mercedes Benz SLK 200. You go, girl.

H Sars remains the nightmare of every other person who has not complied with their regulations. The last I heard was that Lindelani Mkhize was in trouble with the receiver and now Brown Ash is undergoing his own tax saga. Shame, man.

H Chomee has it all - striking moves, great body, fabulous smile, the works. But I think the Beyonce look doesn't suit her at all. I paged through the latest Y-Mag and I saw a Beyonce replica. Wow that's very creative I think you should fire your stylist, and if you don't have one, get one. And as soon as you can too, please!

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