Athletes run naughty talk

Our Usuzwile Mgosi troopers went out the other day and over- heared some of the following conversations:

Our Usuzwile Mgosi troopers went out the other day and over- heared some of the following conversations:

Athletes Lebo Phalula and Poppy Mlambo were hard at training for the 3 000 metres race.

Lebo, after doing some 100m sprints, says to Lebogang: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."

Poppy in disbelief: "Unamanga wena but that's a world record."

"Oho, but I took a short cut. Keng ka wena ore o jelas na?"

After some time the two were engaged in some naughty talk

Says Poppy: "Mara that old guy wa mpandlana ( bald) why does he like running when he never wins anything? Actually that reminds me of a story of a useless athlete who always ran a bath and came in second."

Answers a giggling Lebo: "You mean u bra-Jo (Johannes Mabitle)? Well he needs all the fresh air, Sisi."

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