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H Ntsiki Mazwai looks rather striking until you get up close. Wow! She looks as if she has just woken up and applied make-up to that pimply skin. It is 2007 Ntsiki, please consult a dermatologist.

H Ntsiki Mazwai looks rather striking until you get up close. Wow! She looks as if she has just woken up and applied make-up to that pimply skin. It is 2007 Ntsiki, please consult a dermatologist.

H So Khanyi Mbau had a baby girl instead of a boy. It seems that she's no longer surrounded by hype. Shame. What stunt is she gonna pull now? Maybe the baby will win the lottery or Mandla will give the one-month- old baby R1 million for her education in 2014. Has anyone seen the baby yet? Apparently she is a little Mandla. Hmmm.

H Why is it that Florence Masebe is always a speaker or some sort of family representative at funerals and weddings. When Lebo died Florence went on live television speaking as a friend of the late diva. Funny, I had never seen them together. Maybe they had a relationship on set during Muvhango. As if that was not enough, she was the media representative for Lindi Cibi, the original Doobsie. Come on, Flo. Try some other publicity stunts.

H Speaking of Muvhango, there's drama in the TV drama again. It seems they like to get rid of one or two actors every year. The way I see it, they were supporting acts for Tumi and now that she's taken a year's break, they have nothing to do with the two characters, Kolo and Refiloe. I don't know if I should blame it on Tumi, Duma Ka Ndlovu or the uncreative scriptwriters.

H I heard that SABC1 is letting go of three of its presenters. Let me guess. First to go will be Jabu Dlamini, because he's become a little doll trying to charm with the hello-mommy-I'm-on-TV smile. Lose it, Jabu. Second is Khaya Gqetywa, who makes the most stupid grammar mistakes. Then I think they need to find someone to speak real tsotsitaal because Fezile Mkhanya is just a bore.

H When everyone thought Carlo McFarlane was gay, he got married. Great. Does it means we are going to see more weddings this year? Let's predict. Kelly Khumalo will marry Prosper Mkwaiwa, Bridget Masinga will get hitched to Thabiso Kati, Brickz to Lebo and Amstel to her Arab fiancee. Dream on . Puleng also pulled a marriage stunt last year. Let's see what will happen.

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