During a visit to a mental asylum (Weskoppies) by his club as part of their social responsibilities, a Benoni Premier United player asked the director of the place what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"We fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub," said the director.

"I understand," said Rabbit. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Now, will people stop asking us where Thabo "Umfundisi Untshebe" Mabaso is.