'My hat will fall on my face'

Peter, one of the noted pugilists from Ekurhuleni, is said to like his fancy hats.

Peter, one of the noted pugilists from Ekurhuleni, is said to like his fancy hats.

On this particular day he was not wearing one of his hats when he visited a psychiatrist, Dr Hippopotamus. Of course the good old doctor, because of his flab, was a replica of the seekoei itself. For the sake of space let's call him Dr Hippo.

After a while Dr Hippo decided to conduct a simple test. "What would happen if I cut off your left ear?"

After a pause, Peter goes: "I wouldn't be able to hear."

"And what would happen if I cut off your right ear?"

"Simple doctor, I wouldn't be able to see?"

Restraining his anger, seekoei asks: "Why do you say that?"

"Because my hat will fall over my face."

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