Stand-up comedian‚ actor and writer‚ Tommy Campbell has got Twitter reminiscing about real and imaginary past relationships with a twist. The Canadian-Irish joker’s hashtag #IOnceDatedSomeoneWho… has been retweeted more than 34‚000 times and is trending globally since its creation yesterday.
Here’s ten of the funny‚ the downright aggressive‚ and the sad comments that the tag line generated:
Caroline Rhea tweeted: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho had a lazy eye. We broke up because I found out he was seeing someone on the side”.
Sol Phenduka: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho My friends called ‘Tupperware’ because she was so plastic‚ and she eventually became a side dish”.
Orlando Jones: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho never even knew we were dating!”
Tommy Campbell?: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho pleaded for me to get a tattoo to match hers‚ but I didn’t want her ex boyfriend’s name on my arm”.
Kate Astrophe: “IonceDatedSomeoneWho honestly believed girls don’t poop”.
Justin Griesel: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho answered Thabo Mbeki when asked who the president of Zimbabwe is during 30 seconds”.
FarahNasr: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho told me i should lose weight and then 2 minutes later he lost his teeth”.
Greg@GregGonsky: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho ordered a salad and then ate off my plate”.
Sarah Jay@radiosarah: “IOnceDatedSomeoneWho had a neck tattoo‚ facial piercing on his cheek‚ no car‚ and claimed his profession was ‘online poker’.”
View from my office?@viewfrommyoffic•”IOnceDatedSomeoneWho thought Buffalo Wings came from Buffalos”.