Krazy with a kapital K: 11 seasons of bonkers Kardashians on internet TV!
SPONSORED | Kim K, mother-manager Kris Jenner and the rest of the reality-TV gang have finally invaded internet streaming service ShowMax.
The first five seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians are available on ShowMax now, with seasons six to 11 being added in March this year.
That’s 160 episodes of catfights, eye-rolling, squeals and screams, diva demands and flaunting the lifestyles of the super-rich and super-famous – all the crazy antics we’ve come to love (or loathe) from reality TV’s First Family. But can you remember all those seasons way back when?
Krazy in season 1: give a man a fish
The Kardashians are neat freaks – brother Rob even stacks his cola cans facing the same way in his fridge! So what better way for Khloe and Kourtney to make everyone uncomfortable than by taking in a friendly homeless man named Shorty who was living in the dumpster behind the Kardashians’ boutique? In episode 8, they give him a scrub, a trim and some new gear … and send him back to live in his cardboard box. Hey, it’s the thought that counts! Watch now »
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In episode 9, Kim does a “tasteful” nudie photoshoot for her football star boyfriend Reggie Bush – and for Reggie alone. But guess who spots an opportunity to boost Kim’s profile (and make some extra $$$ on the side)? That’s right – “momager” dearest Kris. But two can play that game, and Kim sells Kris’s saucy snaps from season 1 that were meant for hubby Bruce’s eyes only. Well, at least we know Kim is her mother’s daughter. Watch now »
Gossip mags went to town with rumours that Khloe wasn’t a real Kardashian and that Kris had cheated on then-husband Robert Kardashian Snr (his claim to fame was working on murder-accused football star and his BFF OJ Simpson’s defence team in 1995). With Kris not exactly dousing the rumours, Khloe takes revenge in episode 6 by getting a DNA test – but not to see who her dad is. Instead, Khloe takes a sample from Kris to find out if she really is her biological mother! Watch now »
Krazy in season 4: bad bae
A list of early-season Kardashian craziness wouldn’t be complete without something from Kourtney’s baby-daddy Lord Scott Disick. In episode 10 of season 4, Scott hasn’t officially bought his “Lord” title (don’t miss it in season 7!) but is already a pretentious snob. Throw in his problems with alcohol – he loves the stuff – and you’ve got a recipe for reality-TV disaster. Like when he ruins Kim’s birthday in Las Vegas by going ballistic at a waiter and even shoving a $100 bill in the poor man’s mouth. That’s enough for Kourtney to ditch her bae and send him packing. Until episode 11, when she takes him back. Oi vey. Watch now »
Krazy in season 5: Botox boo-boo
When you live in LA, image is important. And when you’re a Kardashian, it’s everything! That’s why Kim (only 29 at the time of filming episode 5 in 2010) goes for Botox fillers when Kris points out she’s getting crow’s feet around her eyes. Thing is, Kim’s doctor is a little too rough with the injections … her eyes go puffy and purple, and she looks like a swollen pufferfish. Which, obviously, everyone in the family thinks is hilarious. Watch now »
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