ACCORDING to researchers, more men are scoring off the pitch than their counterparts on the field. Quickies are a dime a dozen; more than the goals.
And with hot bodies everywhere you look, who can be faulted?
But how do we tell the hot-blooded men - and women - that the scourge of HIV-Aids is still a factor when all of them are caught up in the jollity of the Fifa World Cup 2010?
With every goal the teams score, the jollier men and women yield to carnal pleasures, often with total strangers.
The best everyone can do is to remember the reasons why we are here in South Africa. We are here for the soccer. We are here to mark the momentous occasion when Africa hosted the world for the first time.
If you shed your clothes, let it be for the right reasons.
The Aids threat is too real.