WE girls cannot remember the last time we slept. If it was not hanging out and dancing the night away at The Bank or Moloko dancing with wannabe football stars, then it was hanging around Pretoria and enjoying dinner with a huge Mexican family at the next table.
WE girls cannot remember the last time we slept. If it was not hanging out and dancing the night away at The Bank or Moloko dancing with wannabe football stars, then it was hanging around Pretoria and enjoying dinner with a huge Mexican family at the next table.
The World Cup magic is potent. But we girls need to point out that even though our South African Wags are not exciting in the least, we are still determined to have them, so we have created a list of women who would have made fantastic local Wags if our boys had taste and enough money.
Khanyi Mbau would bleed him dry.
Pam Andrews would excite everyone by walking around half naked even in this cold.
Gerry Elsdon would proclaim herself Queen Wag and tell us how she dances on tables without any alcohol. Imagine!
Thembi Seete would be the glitzy Wag whose clothing's origins are always suspect.
Miriam Ngomani could be the Wag who looks like she is about to leave rehab when she suddenly has to return.
Fezile Christina, aka Tina, would be exciting too as she loves showing off the body with or without the blemished knees.
Wag Number 7 would have to be Kelly Khumalo with her baby in tow . Jub Jub's future is still dicey and she loves to shop.
Siphokazi January and that tight body and love for rough men would also make a great Wag.
Katlego Danke is petite, pretty and portable.
Sonia Booth is the only actual Wag on this list but we think she understates glamour, sophistication and attitude. Don't worry dear, the World Cup is not over yet, you still have time.
They would have made fantastic local Wags
WE girls cannot remember the last time we slept. If it was not hanging out and dancing the night away at The Bank or Moloko dancing with wannabe football stars, then it was hanging around Pretoria and enjoying dinner with a huge Mexican family at the next table.
WE girls cannot remember the last time we slept. If it was not hanging out and dancing the night away at The Bank or Moloko dancing with wannabe football stars, then it was hanging around Pretoria and enjoying dinner with a huge Mexican family at the next table.
The World Cup magic is potent. But we girls need to point out that even though our South African Wags are not exciting in the least, we are still determined to have them, so we have created a list of women who would have made fantastic local Wags if our boys had taste and enough money.
Khanyi Mbau would bleed him dry.
Pam Andrews would excite everyone by walking around half naked even in this cold.
Gerry Elsdon would proclaim herself Queen Wag and tell us how she dances on tables without any alcohol. Imagine!
Thembi Seete would be the glitzy Wag whose clothing's origins are always suspect.
Miriam Ngomani could be the Wag who looks like she is about to leave rehab when she suddenly has to return.
Fezile Christina, aka Tina, would be exciting too as she loves showing off the body with or without the blemished knees.
Wag Number 7 would have to be Kelly Khumalo with her baby in tow . Jub Jub's future is still dicey and she loves to shop.
Siphokazi January and that tight body and love for rough men would also make a great Wag.
Katlego Danke is petite, pretty and portable.
Sonia Booth is the only actual Wag on this list but we think she understates glamour, sophistication and attitude. Don't worry dear, the World Cup is not over yet, you still have time.
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