WE were invited to the FHM Sexiest Top 10 Party at Corner House in downtown Jozi for an "invite only party - no men in make-up".

Thank goodness, since it is hard for us girls to compete with gals and boys. The light at the entrance to the party was dim. We were welcomed with complimentary drinks from gorgeous bartenders. The sexy and fab were in attendance. Host of the evening was rapper Proverb.

We were also shown 3-D footage of models and celebrities who made FHM's Sexiest list. This was very distracting to the guys in attendance. The model C crowd danced to old school house and awesome hip-hop, thanks Mr DJ!

Though Sizwe Dhlomo was around he kept mostly to himself, hanging around in dark corners. Whose attention were you seeking, broer ? Spotted Hlubi Mboya and her gang having the party of their lives. Oh, she apparently can't wait for the Italian team to touch down for the World Cup. Also spotted top model Joelle Kayembe, who looked confused and lost. Don't worry girl, we have forgotten about your dramas last year. How is your Mr Sphiwe?

Is Nonhle Thema dating the lead singer of Liquid Deep because they would make cute babies? Thanks for a fantastic party, you guys rock!!