SO WHILE the rest of the nation was spending Human Rights Day in bed us girls headed for Parkhurst and the Strada Peroni event.

SO WHILE the rest of the nation was spending Human Rights Day in bed us girls headed for Parkhurst and the Strada Peroni event.

The suburb's main road was where it was happening.

We love Parkhurst since we love Jews and the other brown and white people we spotted there.

There was even a white guy called David who was wearing the star of David around his neck. The barman told us he was a gentile, but wore the star because he thought it was cool. Eish - Caucasians!

We spotted many couples, such as Paul Viv and his Xhosa galfriend Lusanda. Wow, we are proud of them for having been together for more than a year now.

Claudia Henkel was with a hot tanned Greek man only known as Costa. Yes, he is Greek and they looked cosy but we know he likes boys - a lot.

Another ex-beauty queen we saw was Tembi Mbengashe, who is doing well in the corporate world, unlike some former SABC talking heads.

Da Les was there with his ravishing girlfriend Chanel. She is Indian and beautiful and we would love to see some babies! Oh, Da Les was doing his thang and sipping on nonalcoholic beverages.

Eric Miyeni was there looking delicious. It must be said that the woman who attacked him needs to be jailed. He has visible scars on his forehead and the bridge of the nose. But he is still the most beautiful man in Joziland, with or without the scars.

Oh, the juiciest piece of gossip is that Lee-Ann Liebenberg is about six weeks pregnant. Of course she'll deny it, but like Kelly Khumalo the belly will tell all!

Wow, Danny K, how do you feel about her being preggies so soon?

Oh, Irvin from Big Brother of a couple of decades ago was there with his lovely white partner with the big hair.

We had a wonderful day thanks to Peroni. We wonder whether Bonang found it hot under that wig since it was sweltering. Eish, black women who love wearing Indian women's hair!