THE year has hardly started and already we have loads of celebrity news:
l Why was Msawawa claiming to have sold gold last year because we're not sure about that. He announced this live on the show Live and we ladies would like to know if he sold the gold in his dreams?
l Still on Live, it's sexy presenter Bonang is said to be very tight with Dj Euphonick. No gal, you should be with somebody hot like Da Les.
l Poor Kelly Khumalo, 2009 was a bad year for her. First she got knocked down, got fired from her label and displayed violent behaviour in public. There are also pictures of her so-called private parts all over the Internet. Now she is heavily-pregnant and without a husband. Sisi, 2010 is yours. You deserve the best with such talent.
l Stoan and Speedy are said to be showing their DVD on Live this Friday. You know the one with Jr, Slikour and other yummy young guys.
l Khanyi Mbau has to be underground with all this mess. She was overheard telling people she is in Cape Town but was later seen in Killarney, Johannesburg. Please, for the love of God, stop lying.
CELEBS WE WISH WELL THIS YEAR:
Noeleen Maholwana-Sangqu's diet must succeed.
Zola must go for anger management.
Iko Mash must stop drinking.
Kelly Khumalo must wear less foundation.
Sonia Sedibe must not wear a weave.
True Love finds a hot new editor.
Candy Dandala must watch her husband and he must have no more children.
Mercy Phakela must get gigs.
Bongani Fassie wins a billion in the lottery - Lord knows he needs it.