SASHI Naidoo might not have been successful in keeping a hubbly bubbly in her room as she tried to during the Tropika Treasure Island competition recently in Zanzibar, but the girl certainly knows how to throw a bachelorette party as if she has landed a hubby not a hubbly.
Naidoo held her party at Taboo - the stunning club owned by Chris and Vanessa Carreira.
Chris' surname is obviously not Carreira but we decided to call him that since his surname is far too long and we have space issues.
On arrival we were handed lunch boxes with a condom, a small bottle of vodka, a G-string, sweets, headache tablets and other goodies a girl needs to ensure a hot party. The theme of the party was school girls and most celebs followed the theme.
The beautiful Rosie Motene bought a school shirt from Pep, cut off the sleeves and ... voila! Singer Louis Carver sported a white shirt with black water look leggings, but it was Khanyi Mbau who stole the show with her own version of a school uniform - cleavage everywhere, little layered mini and a sequined black waistcoat.
After the girls had settled in we watched in horror as a stripper gyrated on Naidoo, who looked as confused and shocked as we were when we discovered the stripper was female - I mean, really. Who wants to watch a female stripper when one is female?
There were various other competitions during the night, like Motene and other gals being asked to hit a giant penis made out of cardboard and suspended from the ceiling.
Khanyi was asked to simulate giving a blow job to a balloon with two other starlets. The celebrity we were all glad to see was DJ Zuraida Jardien. She looked fantastic - a size 34 considering she had given birth four months ago.
A great evening with Brutal Fruit flowing as if it there were a fountain, girls in micro minis that exposed their bum cheeks, Khanyi hanging upside down on a stripper's pole, shooters for all late comers and girls who did not follow the theme and loads of presents for Sashi.
The funniest aspect of the night was when her husband said something to the effect that Sashi should drink less. We girls were shocked because if he was telling her what to drink before the big day, only the Lord knows what other rules he will give her when they are married. Great party, Sashi, now we girls are off to find our own husbands.