AS WE all know Arthur Mafokate will invite you to even the closing of a pothole - so off we went to The Bank in Rosebank to witness him shoot his music video for the Clap Song or something.
We love Arthur and no matter how many senseless things he invites us to we, like loyal servants, will go because we also believe we are hotter dancers than his dancers.
The venue is sexy and, yes, the decor is very similar to Inc, what with the wall paper and the Feng Shui-look.
We watched as the girls got made up - an exercise that took a while. But the results were not all that amazing since most of the dancers had the worst weaves on the planet.
Instead of Brazilian hair, the girls still seem to be stuck with their plastic synthetic hair that is obvious even from Mars.
Mafokate must please share his secret with us as he is as skinny as he was in the days he was with Iyaya.
The man is looking good but his video stylist must be told that wet-look leggings, bad hair, PVC boots and waistcoats are very July 2009.
Thanks for the invite, guys, and to those who are looking forward to the video, watch out for a hot Arthur and his shocking dancers.