The date has finally been announced. Yes, Thomas Msengana and Unathi Nkayi are finally getting married.
They are finally going to make her a Mrs instead of a baby-mommy.
I'm sure her parents must be relieved. OK, we don't have much details about the actual date because we are writing this from behind the bar, and this is supposed to be a secret - the things we do for you readers.
But word is that there will be a big white, celebrity-studded wedding at a secret venue.
OK, you've twisted our arm and we love spreading the truth about folk. They are getting married in Grahamstown at the Monument, so if you're a stalker, be there.
I hope unlike Zwai Bala's wedding they will send invites to the press. Please, guys, make it in spring since we hate winter and gluhwein is horrible.
Besides, you know we have to be there to bless you guys, and a party is not a party without us.
Who will tell folk how beautiful you looked Nkayi? So send the invite or just call. We will be there.