Correctional Services said that “matters are under control” at Johannesburg’s Sun City Prison on Wed.
l Airplane: What mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets.
l Alien: What mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.
l Apple: Nutritious lunch-time dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
l Baby Number 1: Dad, when he gets a cold.
l Baby Number 2: Mom's youngest child, even if he's 42.
l Bathroom: Used by the family, believed by all except mom to be self-cleaning.
l Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically.
l Bed & Breakfast: Things kids will never make for themselves.
l Cook Number 1: Act of preparing food for consumption.
l Cook Number 2: Mom's other name.
l Couch Potato: What mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids ate dinner.
l Drinking Glass: Any carton or bottle left open in the fridge.
l Eat: What kids do between meals.
l Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an over-supply of until asked to do something.
l Eye: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to mom, can be "put out" by a suction-arrow or carelessly handled butter knife.
l Fable: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
l Garbage: A collection of refuse items, which mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.
l Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing. - The Joke Jukebox