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Mom's work is never ever done

By unknown | May 05, 2009 | COMMENTS [ 0 ]

Mom's Dictionary

Mom's Dictionary

l Airplane: What mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets.

l Alien: What mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.

l Apple: Nutritious lunch-time dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

l Baby Number 1: Dad, when he gets a cold.

l Baby Number 2: Mom's youngest child, even if he's 42.

l Bathroom: Used by the family, believed by all except mom to be self-cleaning.

l Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically.

l Bed & Breakfast: Things kids will never make for themselves.

l Cook Number 1: Act of preparing food for consumption.

l Cook Number 2: Mom's other name.

l Couch Potato: What mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids ate dinner.

l Drinking Glass: Any carton or bottle left open in the fridge.

l Eat: What kids do between meals.

l Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an over-supply of until asked to do something.

l Eye: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to mom, can be "put out" by a suction-arrow or carelessly handled butter knife.

l Fable: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

l Garbage: A collection of refuse items, which mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.

l Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing. - The Joke Jukebox


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