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Definitions for parents
Amnesia : Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to make love again.
Dumbwaiter : One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning : The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at them.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle : A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's dummy by boiling it and to your last baby's by blowing on it.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pyjamas.
Verbal: Able to whine in words.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. - e-digg