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What dad won't ever say

By unknown | Mar 10, 2009 | COMMENTS [ 0 ]

lI'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.l You know Pumpkin, now that you're 13, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

l I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

l Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car - GO CRAZY.

l What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

l Your mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might consider throwing a party.

l I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies. Have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

l No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring - now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

l Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

l Father's Day? aahh - don't worry about that - it's no big deal. - From Aha Jokes


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