In another twist involving the public protector’s office‚ the Minister of Co-operative Governance an.
In preparation for 2010 World Cup in Mzansi, these new titles have been recommended by the chairman of the LOC, Irvin Khoza and chief executive Danny Jordaan and it is hoped they will counter all the negative publicity around the event ...
Murderer: Population Stabiliser
Orphan: Independent Youngster
Beggar: Financial Gatherer
Cleaner: Hygiene Specialist
Rapist: Senior Practitioner in Sexual Practices
Gardener: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid: Family Environs Upkeep Manager or Domestic Operations Specialist
Receptionist: Front Office Manager or Office Access Control Specialist
Messenger: Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor
Tea Lady: Refreshment Overseer
Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman or Security Guard: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or
Wealth Redistribution Prevention Officer
Prostitute: Practical Sexual Relations Officer
Thief: Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Administration Manager: Employee without Portfolio
Cook: Food Preparation Officer
Do Not Forget:
Unemployed: Township Management
Gossip: Research Manager.
l On Saturday one of the soccer match analysts on SuperSport, Doctor Khumalo, came up with a Mdungwa special.
Responding on whether there are too many off-season "cups" that could be detrimental to our players, Khumalo, among other things in his explanation, suddenly came up with a word called "periodisation".
A search in both the much-used Oxford and Collins dictionaries for this word drew a blank.