Four top socialites, three of them doctors and one a lawyer, gathered at their favourite cigar club around Rosebank in Jozi the other night.
Amajita, in their snake skin skop-en-bhobozas, also seemed to attract some mini-skirted bees. And one of Usuzwile Mkhozi's crew members was also all ears.
Why not when some of our friends happen to be close to PSL clubs.
"Weet julle wat ouens, sometimes we need to open up to each other, unlike players," suggests Raul.
"Is waar, Raul," agrees Mzala, the only lawyer in the group.
Raul goes first: "My big hang-up is sex. I can't just get enough of it and I have to confess that I frequently seduce my female patients."
Enters Jose: "My problem is money. I lead an extravagant lifestyle way beyond my means, and know what? I sometimes charge my patients extra."
Theophelus, eyes darting from left to right, goes: "My problem is the green stuff guys. I can't sleep without smoking my zol."
Raul: "What about you Mzala, you seem suddenly queit?"
Mzala lifts his eyes and says: "I am ashamed of myself guys because no matter how hard I try I can't keep a secret."