Great truths that little children have learnt about life an should remember.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.
Never ask for anything that costs more than five rand when your parents are doing taxes.
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Never do pranks at a police station.
Beware of cafeteria food when it's moving. - Boulder