Last week we were at one of our drinking joints near the Market Theatre.
Apart from some inflated prizes on snacks and beers it turned out to be a worthwhile adventure.
What with those attention-seeking groupies dominating the area.
One of the Usuzwile Mkhozi detectives overheard this:
"Hey,Buddy, I believe you have also gone through the 'comic dictionary', is that a fact?"
"A liquid good for preserving everything except secrets."
"Clothing worn by someone whose tailor is a blacksmith."
"A creature you eat before its born and after its dead."
"A woman who destroys her son-in-laws' peace of mind by giving him a pice of her's."
"A broom with a stomach."