The routine is familiar: when a pupil is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused. Read on:
l My son is under doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
l Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.
l Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
l Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
l Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
l John has been absent as he had two teeth taken out of his face.
l Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
l Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
l Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
l Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
l Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
l Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
l Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
l Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
l Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. - Things People Said.