Bafana Bafana players - a day after one of their matches at the 2008 Ghana Afcon - were seen relaxing poolside until Pitso Mosimane walked by and all hell broke loose.
Sibusiso Zuma, looking at Benson Mhlongo, says: "Man, who drives like he's hell-bound to get there?"
As the other players giggle, Mhlongo, notorious for driving faster than Michael Schummacher, gives them a mean look and goes: "He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet for many moons."
But Bryce Moon complains that Mhlongo is now getting personal.
At that stage the philosophic Teko Modise comes in: "Better to be pissed off than be pissed on."
Mosimane walks by with one hand in his trouser pocket and Moeneeb Josephs mutters: "Man with hand in pocket always on the ball."
And that caused a helluva commotion as players ran for cover because Mosimane was fuming.