On a lighter note, the truth about children:
On a lighter note, the truth about children:
l A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
l A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
l A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
l A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world
have nothing to do with tyres.
l An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
l Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home.
l Familiarity breeds children.
l For adult education, nothing beats children.
l Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
l Having children will turn you into your parents.
l If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down
and look comfortable.
l It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know
as little as their parents.
l Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
l You can learn many things from children . like how much patience you
have.
l Summer vacation is a time when parents realise that teachers are grossly underpaid.
l The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
l Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
l There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
l The best thing to spend on your children is time. - From www.pocketparent.com.
If you think you know kids
On a lighter note, the truth about children:
On a lighter note, the truth about children:
l A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
l A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
l A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
l A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world
have nothing to do with tyres.
l An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
l Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home.
l Familiarity breeds children.
l For adult education, nothing beats children.
l Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
l Having children will turn you into your parents.
l If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down
and look comfortable.
l It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know
as little as their parents.
l Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
l You can learn many things from children . like how much patience you
have.
l Summer vacation is a time when parents realise that teachers are grossly underpaid.
l The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
l Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
l There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
l The best thing to spend on your children is time. - From www.pocketparent.com.
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