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If you think you know kids

By unknown | Dec 11, 2007 | COMMENTS [ 0 ]

On a lighter note, the truth about children:

On a lighter note, the truth about children:

l A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.

l A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

l A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

l A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world

have nothing to do with tyres.

l An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

l Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home.

l Familiarity breeds children.

l For adult education, nothing beats children.

l Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

l Having children will turn you into your parents.

l If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down

and look comfortable.

l It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know

as little as their parents.

l Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

l You can learn many things from children . like how much patience you


l Summer vacation is a time when parents realise that teachers are grossly underpaid.

l The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

l Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

l There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.

l The best thing to spend on your children is time. - From


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